Ride Report: Paso Robles 2024

Pre-Ride, Carrizo Plain

The DIPS crew took the roadshow to Paso Robles, again based on a wayward YouTube video that Ron had somehow discovered. In a beer and pizza fueled idea session at Tommy’s house, along with Steve and Tim, we hatched another perhaps ill-advised plan to ride the Carrizo Plain down in San Luis Obispo County.

As the trip drew nearer, I knew I didn’t have the condition to comfortably finish this ride but when has that ever stopped any of us? After a little back and forth, Mike G., Tim, M.J., Susan, Steve, Ron, Tommy, Mike B., and myself was the final crew. We found a really nice Air BnB (in stark contrast to the SoCal version) and Tommy made all the arrangements. Everyone except Steve and me left early Thursday for our adventure – Steve and I came late due to work obligations and only charged once in his fancy new Tesla

Day 1 – Carrizo Plain

The next morning came early as we knew we’d have to drive an hour and a half to Carrizo, and stop at Walmart to pick up a helmet someone (who will remain anonymous) had forgotten. After a really pleasant drive we arrived at the Goodwin Education Center at the Carrizo Plain National Monument. We saw two other gentleman there who were starting the same ride but that was it for people! Then we were ready to get started.

Started out on the road…

Then hit the road – note the WASHBOARD, which was a frequent feature of this ride

Most of the roads though were more rideable – the washboard became less of a problem as we proceeded. The route was fairly simple, follow the road, but we did peel off a few times and saw a few wildflowers along the way.

There are actually wildflowers there amongst the brush! Missed the Superbloom obviously.

Some abandoned farm equipment that was probably a century old or so.

Things were going fine until we turned left.

At gathering up a group that flew past the intersection with an urgent phone call, we were faced with a short but steeeeeep climb. Mike G., Susan, and I decided to head up as we didn’t want to hold anyone up, probably a good decision as Ron and Mike B. ended up flying past on the steep part of the ride.

Climbing the Big Hill

However, after maxing out our heart rates, we all made it to the top, where a beautiful view of the Carrizo Plain awaited.

Ron watching the rest of the group ascend

Finally we all made it to the top, where Steve took the obligatory Selfie

Selfie time!

Then came the most challenging part of the ride, a steep pitch that M.J. and Tim navigated with ease, and upon which M.J. finished 2nd ALL TIME.

The rest of us took our time, picking our way down the slippery dirt path. I chose the tactic of flipping over my handle bars, landing on my head, and bending my derailleur hanger (don’t try that at home kids!). That gave me two working climbing gears for the remainder of the ride.

Contemplating the Downhill

The remainder of the ride was rolling hills, with lots of irritating little climbs, until we reached the famous corner of Panorama and Elkhorn.

Here, Susan, Steve, Mike G. and I headed off to lick our wounds for a total of 55 miles, while the rest of the group finished the entire 67 mile loop.

The long road back to the cars

Day 2 – the Baby Bovine

At the top of the First Climb

We decided to stay on the gravel the next day and kept it simple. We would follow the route of “America’s 4th Hardest Cow Themed Gravel Ride.”

No really. Unfortunately this entailed a 6.4 mile climb to start the next day, albeit through beautiful winery country. One of us, who will remain anonymous, had to work extra hard to climb as they had forgotten to charge their derailleur battery (don’t try this at home kids).

Start of the Climb

Still climbing

Still Climbing

Almost there!

Made it!

The remainder of the ride was a beautiful downhill road ride through the vineyards…

Followed by a little more gravel…

followed by an extended visit to the tremendous Back Porch Bakery, located in the historic Carlton Hotel in Atascadero.

Internet Picture – too tired to get a real photo

We headed back to the Air BNB, with some more irritating uphill, finished at 47 miles, then relaxed with some of Tommy’s pasta and salad (and some wine and sake), watched a Mad Max movie, and sacked out for the night, with two excellent gravel rides in our legs and dreams of the next adventure in our heads!

Epic. SoCal. Ride(s)… and… Return of the Ride Report!

Travel Day

Inspired by a wayward YouTube video, 9 intrepid DIPS set out for Southern California, some arriving to our inadequate AirBnB early and some a bit later with not much juice in their car:

Yes, you’re reading that right – after encountering a 20 car line at Electrify America off the 210 in L.A., we decided to try to make it all the way and ended up with 1% left on the Mach-E at 3:00 a.m. in the morning!

The Pre-Ride

The next day we awoke to a beautiful SoCal day. While a few of us went grocery shopping and tried with much difficulty to charge up the cars (did we say that the charging infrastructure for non-Tesla cars in SoCal is awful?), a few of us finished up the week’s work at the barely adequate AirBnB.

Then, while I ran around Azusa trying to repair my tubeless tires, the group did a shake-out ride on the first part of the Mt. Baldy Climb below. This would not portend the pain and suffering of the next day unfortunately.

That night we were treated to some fine wine and other beverages and some of the best lasagne, courtesy of Tommy, we’ve ever tasted. Jody came over to join us and we plotted out the next two days of rides. We did not know what was in store for us the next day!

Mt. Baldy and Glendora Mountain Road

Jody and Scott met us at the house the next day and our spirits were high as we started on the route to Mt. Baldy Road.

That is, until we hit our first (and amazingly ONLY) mechanical when Susan flatted by the reservoir.

However, we soon were on our way and climbed a hot and dry 2500 feet to the Mt. Baldy Lodge. To me, this was the underrated part of the climb – it included two tunnels that were unfortunately at 7-8% grade.

However, we finally made it to the first stop, Mt. Baldy Lodge, blissfully passing by the climb to Glendora Mountain Road (GMR). More on that later.

At this point, Mike B., Jody, and Ron had started up to the ski lifts at Mt. Baldy resort. The rest of us hung out a bit at the lodge and a few decided to bypass Mt. Baldy and head on to GMR. That left a few of us stragglers to take on Mt. Baldy.

And it lived up to its legendary status as the 25th most difficult climb in the USA by almost killing us all.

Mike B., Ron, and Jody seemed to be fine, looking fresh as daisies on the way down, with Steve following closely behind. Tim and Susan were next up, with myself and Tommy bringing up the rear.

After a pause at the top to de-cramp the legs, we flew down Mt. Baldy Rd., understanding how steep the grade was in MPH terms on the way down. We joined back up with the group at Mt. Baldy Lodge, where we encountered some veeeeeery friendly locals and had a nice lunch.

Then it was onto GMR! After a really unnecessary climb that further depleted our strength, we descended GMR, which is a beautiful, smooth, carless road with stunning scenery. It was, despite Jody’s protestations, not without climbs. About six or seven little ones! But truly one of the most spectacular roads I have ever had the pleasure of cycling.

After the descent on GMR, it was back into the city, which was hot, dry, and irritating mostly. But overall a glorious ride that easily slips into my top ten list. And then to the frigid pool afterwords and another amazing dinner, this time Marc’s pulled pork.

Highway 39

I think we were all skeptical of this ride – just because it’s on YouTube doesn’t mean it’s rideable and/or fun to ride. But it ended up being amazing! Marc, Susan, and Mike G. went on the West Fork Ride from San Gabriel Reservoir, while Tommy, Steve, Tim, and I went up to the gate at the closed section of Highway 39 to meet Ron and Tom and Jody, who had left early and were climbing up from the Reservoir. Mike was there waiting when we arrived but here’s some cool pics of Ron and Jody:

After getting our bikes ready, we were off on an adventure! The road, which has been closed for 40 years, had obviously had some maintenance done to it – we suspect Forest Service or CalTrans vehicles use it on a regular basis. But for us, it was eminently rideable with remarkable scenery all around. The grade was gentle and the weather was pretty much perfect.

Pretty soon, we were at about 5.5 miles of climbing and we could see highway 2 cutting through the mountains to join up to Highway 39. We knew we were close, and there it was, the gate!

After hanging out a bit to appreciate our surroundings and eat some food, we headed back down.

When we arrived back to the turnout, an amazing sight awaited us. About 20 cars were engaged in an informal sideshow or carshow – the place was full of expensive sports cars, spinning around while being filmed, then lining up to race down the mountain road.

Which was likely problematic for Ron and Mike B. However, we saw them at the lower parking lot while speeding down the hill toward our inadequate Air BnB. And we ended up right behind Susan and Crew who were headed home from another great DIPS adventure!

Suprisingly Emotional Ride Today

I rode up through Huddart today, trying out my climbing legs, challenging them more and more every weekend after my hip replacement. As I passed the Pad, went by the Rock, and climbed through the park, I was suddenly struck by a real sense of gratitude and appreciation for what we have and what we do.

For about twenty (!) years, we’ve been running together, riding together, laughing mostly at each other, and now getting each other through all of these ailments of middle age. The Dipsea, the Relay, the Oyster, the Death Ride – we’ve done all of these crazy athletic events, some of us more slowly than others, but we’ve always accepted the challenges before us and had fun doing them.

And it hit me that NONE of this is guaranteed. I’ve done fine since my surgery, getting closer and closer to my previous level of activity. But it did not have to be this way. A complication of some kind, a bad outcome, and I’m not pedaling past the Pad and looking at the Rock, wondering what they’re doing to this beautiful place. To be able to ride like this, to experience the world in this way, to clear your head like this, has never been ordained.

So thank you everyone, all of my partners in suffering, for inspiring me to keep moving and experiencing the beautiful place in which we live (“The Cathedral”) in new and different ways, because I’m going to stop taking this for granted. See you next weekend!

Big Sur Ride Report

This past Sunday, 14 of the Dips took a rare opportunity, and came away with an unforgettable experience.

The rare opportunity was a chance to ride Highway 1 south of Big Sur with the road basically bracketed by a closed bridge to the north (about a mile north of Nepenthe), and a major landslide blocking the road some 35 miles to the south; with only Nascimento-Ferguson Rd feeding this section, traffic was about just a fraction of normal.

The unforgettable experience was brought about by a combination of absolutely unbelievable weather, active marine wildlife, good food, and the company of a great group of riders.

The day started at 6:00 am at the Page Mill Park-n-Ride with many of the riders opting for the infamous Dips Bus Experience, a converted school bus that Steve borrows from his son every now and again. Many of us have had memorable bus experiences, while others have experiences they would rather forget, but the photos keep surfacing! I was co-driving in Susan’s car, so avoided any embarrassing bus moments, but maybe others can chime in with any in the comments.

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The view inside the bus. Panoramic windows and lots of seating!

Once we arrived at Big Sur Park, we discovered that we weren’t the only cyclists looking to enjoy the road. It looked like a parking lot at the start of a century, with lots of bikes and riders. The only difference is that nobody had road shoes on, but rather something more suitable for walking the Community Bypass Trail, which was built for the sole purpose of allowing residents of Big Sur to be able to get around the closed bridge.

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The Dips bus, fondly known as the White Whale (actually, I made that up just now)

The trail itself was very impressive; it was a well-built trail, especially considering that it was built in such a hurry. I read that a lot of the community residents volunteered to help build it, so we made sure to let them know how much we appreciated it whenever we came across one on the trail. It wasn’t that easy to negotiate though, with lots of railroad tie steps and a creek crossing. Those with light bikes definitely had an advantage!

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Susan making it look easy

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Susan and I at the southern end of the trail, excited to get riding!

Once we got off the trail, we ended up on a rather narrow road, filled with construction equipment and parked cars. It took us a moment to realize we were actually on Highway 1, which looked like a single-lane road. After changing shoes, we headed south to Nepenthe to hide our backpacks for our change of clothes after the ride. While we were at Nepenthe, we were joined by other riders looking to stash their backpacks. I’m thinking that during the day, there was probably a backpack behind every bush in that area.

With the backpacks stashed, we could begin riding in earnest, and we didn’t ride long before the splendor of the day hit us with the first vista point. The parking lot was empty of any cars, and it felt like we had it all to ourselves. The views were breathtaking.

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Our own personal vista point

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Everyone was so excited, it was like a race to see who could get their phones out first

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Once the phones were out, they were put to good use.

This first stop set the stage for the rest of the ride, which was rolling hills, interspersed with spectacular views. None of us were disappointed having to stop and collect, as it gave an opportunity to take in the scenery.

At the next vista point, a bit further down the road, the views were just as spectacular.

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Eduardo modeling his new gloves and helmet.

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Mike in his “half-kit”

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Marty giving the thumbs up as he approaches the second vista point

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Jorge claiming he spotted a whale. . . . did he?

There were a couple of controlled stretches of roadway, the first was where the Fire Department was doing a car accident reenactment drill, with a car parked in the middle of the road, and this second one was where it appeared they were doing some shoring up of the land wall after clearing a slide.

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A Dips traffic jam!

It’s hard to see in the last picture, but in the distance is the Rock Rain Rock Shed, which is like a snow shed, except for rock slides. It looked very cool, and there were some great ocean acoustics when you were inside; of course, only really noticeable when you’re on a bike!

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Approaching the rock shed

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Here’s a view of the rock shed from the south

After about 3 hours after starting, we arrived at the end of the road; a gate, with a guard that prevented us from actually riding to the slide. The guard did have some impressive photos of the slide, which showed just how massive it was. He said it basically created 15 new acres of land that the government was quick to claim!

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Anna with a gate-selfie

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Jorge predicting how many mechanicals Eduardo would have on the ride back.

Conveniently, at the end of the road was the Whale Watcher’s Cafe, our lunch stop for the ride. Given the reduced number of customers due to the road closure, we were treated like celebrities. I called them before the ride, so they knew we were coming, and they barbecued tri-tip “just for us” which made for some delicious sandwiches that most of us ordered. Just a side note, the sandwich was delicious, but a little heavy for a mid-ride meal, and many of us were feeling it on the way back north.

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That’s a LOT of tri-tip!

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A restaurant to ourselves (pretty much)

While we were eating lunch, many of us were nervously anticipating the notorious headwind that we knew awaited us on the return ride; in fact, we went out of our way NOT to mention it, for fear of a jinx. Yet as we headed back north, there was no headwind to speak of, and it wasn’t until we were in the comfort of Nepenthe, eating dinner, could we finally talk as a group about the miracle of the windless Highway 1 ride, in BOTH directions!

On the return ride, there may not have been any headwind, but there was a painful bee sting, a blowout, a crash, and a chain drop. While you may think this is about average for a long ride with 14 riders, you may be surprised to find that all this happened to Eduardo. We owe you Eduardo for taking one for the team and channeling all of the bad luck onto yourself. We also sincerely hope that you find better luck on future rides.

It wasn’t all bad luck on the return ride. As we stopped at one of the vista points to collect, we looked out onto the ocean and found multiple whale spouts every 15 seconds or so. There were rumors of whale sightings on the ride south, but nothing as reliable as what we were viewing at that vista point. We even saw a whale breach, not once, but probably 3 or 4 times, and very close to shore. Jorge managed to snap a picture just after it splashed down.

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A second earlier and the whale would have been in the air!

After the whale-watching stop, we continued north to a spot where Steve said he was able to see Pfeiffer Falls. We were dubious, but Steve led the way and sure enough, the view was spectacular from the road.

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From Here to Eternity!

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We’ll never doubt you again Steve!

After Pfeiffer Falls, we knew we were close to the end, and we had dinner reservations at Nepenthe at 5:00 pm, so with that, we rode hard the final few miles and rolled back into the Nepenthe parking lot to retrieve our bags from the bushes; fortunately, they were all just where we left them.

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Me, ready to get out of my kit and have a margie!

Nepenthe was like I’ve never seen it, quiet, almost intimate, with just us and a handful of other parties there. Out of our bike kits (most of us) and relaxed, we were brimming with the afterglow of a fantastic day on our bikes, and we shared our favorite parts over drinks and a good meal. Susan, Anna and I even got Happy Birthday mugs from Nepenthe! Did I mention it was actually their birthday?

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Nepenthe was deserted

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The end of an epic ride!

It was truly a day to remember. Thanks Marty for suggesting this, and arranging for dinner at Nepenthe. I think we all would have kicked ourselves had we missed this opportunity for a once-in-a-lifetime ride.