The DIPS crew took the roadshow to Paso Robles, again based on a wayward YouTube video that Ron had somehow discovered. In a beer and pizza fueled idea session at Tommy’s house, along with Steve and Tim, we hatched another perhaps ill-advised plan to ride the Carrizo Plain down in San Luis Obispo County.
As the trip drew nearer, I knew I didn’t have the condition to comfortably finish this ride but when has that ever stopped any of us? After a little back and forth, Mike G., Tim, M.J., Susan, Steve, Ron, Tommy, Mike B., and myself was the final crew. We found a really nice Air BnB (in stark contrast to the SoCal version) and Tommy made all the arrangements. Everyone except Steve and me left early Thursday for our adventure – Steve and I came late due to work obligations and only charged once in his fancy new Tesla
Day 1 – Carrizo Plain
The next morning came early as we knew we’d have to drive an hour and a half to Carrizo, and stop at Walmart to pick up a helmet someone (who will remain anonymous) had forgotten. After a really pleasant drive we arrived at the Goodwin Education Center at the Carrizo Plain National Monument. We saw two other gentleman there who were starting the same ride but that was it for people! Then we were ready to get started.
Started out on the road…
Then hit the road – note the WASHBOARD, which was a frequent feature of this ride
Most of the roads though were more rideable – the washboard became less of a problem as we proceeded. The route was fairly simple, follow the road, but we did peel off a few times and saw a few wildflowers along the way.
There are actually wildflowers there amongst the brush! Missed the Superbloom obviously.
Some abandoned farm equipment that was probably a century old or so.
Things were going fine until we turned left.
At gathering up a group that flew past the intersection with an urgent phone call, we were faced with a short but steeeeeep climb. Mike G., Susan, and I decided to head up as we didn’t want to hold anyone up, probably a good decision as Ron and Mike B. ended up flying past on the steep part of the ride.
Climbing the Big Hill
However, after maxing out our heart rates, we all made it to the top, where a beautiful view of the Carrizo Plain awaited.
Ron watching the rest of the group ascend
Finally we all made it to the top, where Steve took the obligatory Selfie
Selfie time!
Then came the most challenging part of the ride, a steep pitch that M.J. and Tim navigated with ease, and upon which M.J. finished 2nd ALL TIME.
The rest of us took our time, picking our way down the slippery dirt path. I chose the tactic of flipping over my handle bars, landing on my head, and bending my derailleur hanger (don’t try that at home kids!). That gave me two working climbing gears for the remainder of the ride.
Contemplating the Downhill
The remainder of the ride was rolling hills, with lots of irritating little climbs, until we reached the famous corner of Panorama and Elkhorn.
Here, Susan, Steve, Mike G. and I headed off to lick our wounds for a total of 55 miles, while the rest of the group finished the entire 67 mile loop.
The long road back to the cars
Day 2 – the Baby Bovine
At the top of the First Climb
We decided to stay on the gravel the next day and kept it simple. We would follow the route of “America’s 4th Hardest Cow Themed Gravel Ride.”
No really. Unfortunately this entailed a 6.4 mile climb to start the next day, albeit through beautiful winery country. One of us, who will remain anonymous, had to work extra hard to climb as they had forgotten to charge their derailleur battery (don’t try this at home kids).
Start of the Climb
Still climbing
Still Climbing
Almost there!
Made it!
The remainder of the ride was a beautiful downhill road ride through the vineyards…
Followed by a little more gravel…
followed by an extended visit to the tremendous Back Porch Bakery, located in the historic Carlton Hotel in Atascadero.
Internet Picture – too tired to get a real photo
We headed back to the Air BNB, with some more irritating uphill, finished at 47 miles, then relaxed with some of Tommy’s pasta and salad (and some wine and sake), watched a Mad Max movie, and sacked out for the night, with two excellent gravel rides in our legs and dreams of the next adventure in our heads!